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1) Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of 14-16 men's work boots.

2) Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3) Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines

4) Leave a note on the door that reads:


Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess up with the pit bulls. they got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I loced all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Be right back.


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