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Heisenberg and Schrödinger are traveling in a car and are pulled over by a cop. The officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies “No, but I know where I am.”

This arouses the officers suspicion, so he asks to check their trunk. He looks inside and asks “Are you aware there us a dead cat in your trunk?”

To which Schrödinger replies, “I do now.”

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