A few random thoughts on health

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish and drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And while an elephant can live a hundred years, he never forgets. I'd rather have the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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