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A pirate came into a bar with a huge ship's wheel where his belt buckle would be. He's knocking over stuff on his way to the bar and struggles around the barstool to get the wheel in place between him and the bar.

The bartender says to the pirate, "Isn't that ship's wheel a little impractical? I mean it really looks like it gets in the way."

The pirate responds, "Yeah, matey, it's drivn' me nuts!"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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