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A man and his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona .

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000.00 a year !!!

When they arrived in Wisconsin , they went to Sven's Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

Sven looked it up on his computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap in Wisconsin to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona !!!

Sven turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Wisconsin Fire Insurance Company , it  says: Any wooden structure, with a  sprinkler system over it, is $39.00".

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