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Boyfriend asks his blonde girlfriend, "So how did you like the football game?"

She said, "Oh I liked the tight pants and the action but I'm confused. Why all that craziness for only 25 cents?"

He looks at her and asks, "What do you mean 25 cents?"

She replied "Well all they were doing the whole time was screaming GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK!!"

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