Editor's Note: Although the scientific community has been trying to get us to all pronounce Uranus as you're-uh-nuss instead of your-anus, the jokes will never die.
Here are a few oneliner insults built around how we really pronounce the planet's name. And, for the most part, around facts about Uranus.
Fifty Earths could fit in Uranus
Uranus is the butt of all jokes
Uranus is out of this world
Uranus is capable of producing hurricane force winds
Uranus is extremely cold
Captain Kirk is on his way to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons
Uranus has only been visited once.
Uranus is 14 time larger than the earth
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