A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!"
She goes downstairs and comes back 20 minutes later, but the dog is still barking.
Her husband says, "What have you been doing all this time?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"
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