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20 Ways to say someone is drunk (PG)

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1. Bent Out of Shape
2. Blasted
3. Blotto
4. Bombed
5. Faced
6. Gone Borneo
7. Loaded
8. Looped
9. Paralytic
10. Pissed
11. Polluted
12. Rripped
13. Schizzed Out
14. Smashed
15. Squashed
16. Tight
17. Trashed
18. Twisted
19. Wasted
20. Wrecked

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