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20 Ways to say someone is drunk (PG)

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Drunks and Bars
1. Bent Out of Shape
2. Blasted
3. Blotto
4. Bombed
5. Faced
6. Gone Borneo
7. Loaded
8. Looped
9. Paralytic
10. Pissed
11. Polluted
12. Rripped
13. Schizzed Out
14. Smashed
15. Squashed
16. Tight
17. Trashed
18. Twisted
19. Wasted
20. Wrecked

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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