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A man recently invented a knife that cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously.
He calls his invention a four-loaf cleaver.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Compare a prisoner in shackles to one unshackled. It's the difference of a pinion.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

"Dear, must you spend so much money on food?"
"Sorry, darling, but you and the kids just won't eat anything else!"

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