A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from Satan: if they can stump him, they'll be set free, and be able to go to Heaven.
The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question, to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a laptop, goes online, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well, but the Devil instantly gets the answer by using his laptop.
When it comes down to the blonde, she pulls up a chair, drills three holes in it, sits down and farts.
"Now..." she says, "Which hole did the fart come out of?"
"That's easy," says Satan, "All three!"
"No! It came out of my butthole!"
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