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If you look in the mirror and see a beer belly, bald head, big read nose, varicose veins, and a complexcion like leather... hey, look on the bright side. At least your eyesight hasn't gone yet!


Old lady on the porch: "I'm getting so old that all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it!"


Woman: "Oh God! I'm convinced my mind is almost gone!"

Man: "I'm not surprised, you've been giving me a piece of it every day for the last twenty years!"


My wild oats have turned to all-bran.


You can't stay young for ever. But at least you can be immature for the rest of your life!

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