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After the drawing below was graded, the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note from her Mommy:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on the subject in my child's illustration. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made during the recent snowstorm. This is a drawing of me selling a snow shovel. It is NOT me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.

Mrs. Harrington

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