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A proton walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. After finishing the drink, the bartender says, "Would you like another drink?".

The proton says, "No, thanks."

A few minutes later, the bartender approaches the proton again and says, "Are you sure you don't want another drink?"

To which the proton says, "I'm positive."

Editor's note: Yeah, it's a dumb science joke. Sorry about that

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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