6 Comes pre-loaded with naked pictures of Peter Jackson, Kevin Smith and the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
5 iEyeMe feature provides a separate hand-held mirror so you can admire yourself using your iPhone, you groovy geek, you!
4 Everyone invited to come to Steve Jobs' compound for free Kool-Aid. Or else.
3 For some reason, calls made with the new iVideoPhone feature always show a close-up of the calling party's inner ear.
2 Comes with a trophy stand so it'll look great next to your CB radio, quadrophonic 8-track and laser disc player next year.
#1 Surprise Features of the iPhone...
1 Automatically dials 911 whenever those mean PC bullies kick your dweeby ass.
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