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Attorney General Janet Reno, in charge of the effort to indict Microsoft on anti-trust charges, disclosed in a press conference that she doesn't understand or use personal computers, saying she never could differentiate what's on the 'hard drive' vs. the 'soft drive'...

... Maybe that explains why she's done such a lousy job on the Clinton sex scandal, too...

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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