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Attorney General Janet Reno, in charge of the effort to indict Microsoft on anti-trust charges, disclosed in a press conference that she doesn't understand or use personal computers, saying she never could differentiate what's on the 'hard drive' vs. the 'soft drive'...

... Maybe that explains why she's done such a lousy job on the Clinton sex scandal, too...

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