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One day two teenagers decided to have sex. So they went to the guys house. He shared a bunk bed with his brother -- being the older, he slept on the top bunk.

The guy said, "If you want it harder say lettuce, if you want a knew position say tomatoes." So they went on with lettuce , tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes.

The little brother woke up and said, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're dripping mayonnaise on me!"

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King Forgot to wrap his Whopper.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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