One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school."
The father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars."
The little boy goes and asks and, sure enough, she says yes.
His dad says, "Okay, now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars." He does and, sure enough, she says yes.
So the father says, you see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."
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