One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school."
The father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars."
The little boy goes and asks and, sure enough, she says yes.
His dad says, "Okay, now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars." He does and, sure enough, she says yes.
So the father says, you see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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