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Whenever I say something you say:
ketchup and liquor

What did you have for breakfast?
ketchup and liquor

What did you have for lunch?
ketchup and liquor

What did you have for dinner?
ketchup and liquor

What do you do when you see a woman?
ketchup and liquor (catch up and lick her)




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