In the courtroom the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?"
The little boy says, "No, she beats me."
The judge says, "Do you want to live with your father?"
"No, he beats me too," says the little boy.
The judge scratches his head and says, "Ok, son, then who do you want to live with?"
Without a moment's hesitation the boy says loudly, "The Houston Astros, because they don't beat anybody."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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