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There are a lot of folks that cannot understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.

Well, here is the answer: It is simple......... nobody bothered to check the oil.

Did not know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

Most of the oil is in Alaska, Oklahoma, and Texas, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

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