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Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were.

So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long.

"Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?"

Grinning confidently, the biker replied, " Me!"




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