A few blonde breast jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's breasts and a tampon?
A: A tampon doesn't shrivel when wet.

Q: how are a blonde's breasts and my P.J.'s alike?
A: They both have a lable that says, "100% cotton

Q: how are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike?
A: Niether are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.

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