Georgie (Juvinile and sick)

One night a little girl was having a bad dream so she goes into her dads room and climbs in.

She wakes up her dad-who is sleeping in the nude-and says "Daddy whats that?" And he said o thats Georgie." And falls back asleep.

The next morning he wakes up in the hospital with his daughter next to him and he asks "What happened?" And the girl answers "Georgie spit at me so I cut off his head."

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