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President Clinton starts walking around the White House and going to meetings with a pair of pink ladies' panties on his arm.

Reporters and staff observe this phenomenon with wonderment, but nobody's brave enough to ask the President what he's up to. Finally, at an afternoon press conference, Cokie Robertson asks why he has a pair of panties on his arm.

Clinton replies: 'It's the patch. I'm trying to quit.'

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