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President Clinton starts walking around the White House and going to meetings with a pair of pink ladies' panties on his arm.

Reporters and staff observe this phenomenon with wonderment, but nobody's brave enough to ask the President what he's up to. Finally, at an afternoon press conference, Cokie Robertson asks why he has a pair of panties on his arm.

Clinton replies: 'It's the patch. I'm trying to quit.'

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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