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There is a blonde on the side of the road and two guys stop and say need a lift?

She replies saying sure take me anywhere so she hops in the back of truck.

Well the guys are going down the road and a truck is heading straight for them trying to crash them.

They then run off the bridge they were on and fall into the water.

The two boys get out but when they looked back there was only bubbles. Oh no! they cried. The blonde had not gotten out of the back yet.

All of sudden the blonde shoots out of the water.

The boys start saying thank goodness and all. Then one asks, not to be rude but what took you so long?

The Blonde grinned and said I couldn't get the Tail gate open!!!

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