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The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three different stories. --Sam Donaldson

If the president could convince every woman in America that the Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote. --Newt Gingrich

What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing. --Kenneth Starr

The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire Grand Jury. --Monica Lewinsky

Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster? --Marv Albert

The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern. --OJ Simpson

If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work done. --Vernon Jordan

The president should take up skiing. --Al Gore

If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker. --Saddam Hussein

Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door is locked. --George Stephanopoulos

In last week's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out and win one for the zipper. --Madeliene 'Aunt Bea' Albright

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