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There was a woman who looked very old and she did not like it so she went to the doctor and she said that she wanted to get rid of the wrinkles on her face. The doctor told her about an experimental surgery that should get rid of all her wrinkles for life. The woman decided to have the surgery. She had a nob on the back of her neck which she twisted every day.

The woman was happy for many years and people remarked on who young she looked. But one day she had something bothering her so she went to the doctors and said "I have something irritating me. I have bags under my eyes." The doctor simply replied "Oh, those are your breasts." She said "well! What about the goatee




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