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One day after the dentist had cleaned my teeth he told me to rinse, so I picked up the cup poured in the water and then he had me spit into a miniature toilet bowl, as I am doing this the dentist walks out. After I spit I can't sit back because I now have a line going from my bottom lip to the bowl, and I can't get it off.

At this exact moment the dentist walks back in, looks at my lip, the bowl and says "Oh look A RAINBOW!"

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