Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
If I had a hi-fi.
Rise to vote, sir.
Bombard a drab mob.
Emit no tot on time.
O, stone, be not so.
Lager, sir, is regal.
No, it is opposition.
Pull up if I pull up.
Niagara, O roar again.
Yawn a more Roman way!
A car, a man, a maraca.
Rot can rob a born actor.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis!
Rats live on no evil star.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Suppository rot; I sop pus.
Ten animals I slam in a net.
Some men interpret nine memos.
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil.
I, man, am regal; a German am I.
Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.
Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.
Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
To: Dr., et al. / Re: Grub / Ma had a hamburger / Later, Dot.
Doc, note, I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness; I diet on cod.
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot-toilet.
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