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A man and his friend walk into a restaurant and order a hamburger. The chef takes some ground beef and smashed it under his arm pit.. That man in utter disgust, says "what the hell is wrong with him"?

His friend looks at him and says, "Wait till you see how he makes the doughnuts."

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