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A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices... when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's wanger, and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a guy and his 10 year-old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the wanger smacks the windshield of the pickup, sticks briefly, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy: "Daddy! What was that!?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, says... "sure had a big dick!!!"




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