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A rather twisted version of Jack and Jill (PG)

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "Do ya wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
but Jack forgot his condom, and now they have a son.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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