Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn
yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on
yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.
yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.
yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.
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