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Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow


yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn

yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on

yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.

yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.

yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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