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Little Johnny was playing with a pile of crap. After a while, it looked like a human. Then this sergeant walked and asked what Little Johnny was doing.

"I am making an NCO" replied Little Johnny.

The sergeant just shook his head and walked away. A little while later, a first sergeant walked by and asked Little Johnny what he was doing.

"I am making an NCO", replied Little Johnny.

The first sergeant walked away, shaking his head. After a bit a general walked past and asked what Little Johnny was doing.

"I am making and NCO" said Little Johnny.

The geneeral just laughed. After he had wiped the tears away, he asked why he was making an NCO.

"Not enough crap to make an officer"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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