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Two bees meet at a local rosebush.

First Bee: You look horrible -- emaciated. Have you been getting enough to eat?

Second Bee: I know. Haven't been lucky. I'm practically starving.

First Bee: Hey! There's a Bar Mitzvah just a couple of hundred yards down the road. They always have plenty of flowers & a lot to eat. Try there

Second Bee: OK. I'll see what I can find (off he flies)

The following day they meet at the same rose bush

First Bee: Hey, you look a lot better. Did you find the Bar Mitzvah?

Second Bee: Yea! Boy what food!

First Bee: Hey, what are you wearing on your head?

Second Bee: Oh, that's a yarmulke. I didn't want those Jews to think I was a WASP

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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