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1) yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he told yo mama to move her fat ass.

2) yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

3) yo mama so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.

4) yo mama so dumb she flunked a urine test

5) yo mama so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment

6) yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door

7) yo mam so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant

8) yo mama so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condom

9) yo mama so fat she walked through the mall with a sign that said "caution WIDE load"

10) yo mam so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up.




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