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Four doctors were sitting in the hospital lounge, arguing over who was the easiest to operate on. The first doctor said, " I think libraians are easiest. Everything is in alphabetical order!"

The next doctor says "Nawwwwww, it's gotta be construction workers, everything comes with blueprints!"

The 3rd doctor says "I am sure it has got to be bankers, everything is put in numerical order!"

The last doctor stands up and says "You are ALL wrong!! Lawyers are easiest, they have no guts, no brains, and they are all interchangeable!!!!"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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