A highly anal-retentive woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new mattress. As she bent over to examine the seventeenth mattress she had considered, she suddenly cut a horrendous fart.
"Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who was helping her.
"Hey, I'm used to it, lady," he said. "When you see the price on that one, you'll shit!"
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-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.