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A highly anal-retentive woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new mattress. As she bent over to examine the seventeenth mattress she had considered, she suddenly cut a horrendous fart.

"Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who was helping her.

"Hey, I'm used to it, lady," he said. "When you see the price on that one, you'll shit!"

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