Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!
Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel? A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married? A: There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? A: They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A: A documentary.
Q: What do they call it in Kentucky? A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
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-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
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