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A woman ordered a new stove from a retailer. However, the stove was delivered while the woman was at work one day.

When the woman got home, she noticed that the new stove had been installed and her old stove was missing. She frantically called the retailer and asked, "Where is my old stove?"

The retailer replied that she just had a new one delivered to her. The woman asked again "Where is my old stove?"

The retailer replied. "Your new stove has all the latest features" and he proceeded to list them all.

The woman interrupted "Where is my old stove?"

The retailer concerned and bewildered asked the woman why she wanted to know where her old stove was.

The woman replied in anguish " My dinner is in the oven!"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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