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You may be a Jewish Redneck (PG)

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1. You light your shabbos candles from your cigarette

2. Your belt buckle is bigger than a yarmulke

3. Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name

4. You have a gun rack in your sukkah

5. You think KKK is a symbol for Really Really Kosher

6. You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish Law

7. You don't ride on shabbat because your car is up on blocks

8. When someone shouts l'chaim you respond l'howdy

9. You are saving a bottle of Mogen David for some special occasion

10. You think a good Bar Mitzvah gift is time shared on your hunting lease.




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