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'Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.' - Yogi Berra

A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just moved into the neighborhood from London, to join their team.

During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the very first pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park.

The team members stood there, dumfounded! Unfortunately, so did the Englishman. 'Run!' his teammates cried. 'For Pete's sake, run!'

The Brit turned and stared at them icily. 'I jolly well shan't run,' he replied. 'I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball.'

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