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One day late at night there were 10 blondes at a bar. They were all really drunk. When another blonde walks in carrying a Barney Puzzle and they all start yelling "51! 51!"

The bar tender is curious but decides not to ask because they are drunk. Well they all start yelling it again and again. This time thought the bartender is really frustrated because they broke 10 glasses.

Well after a while he asks. Then the blonde that came in with the Barney puzzle says, "Well everyone thinks that we are dumb blondes, so we showed everyone wrong." So she explains to him, "On the box it says 2-4 years and we finished it in 51 days!"

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Submitted by: Erin




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