A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on her left inner thigh.
The tattoo guy looks at her and says, "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?"
The woman looks at him and replies, "My husband is always complaining he has nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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the world... nutty.