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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on her left inner thigh.

The tattoo guy looks at her and says, "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?"

The woman looks at him and replies, "My husband is always complaining he has nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"



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