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In honor of National Pet Dental Health Month in February, a Kansas company has launched a 24-hour "Doggy Breath Hot line" that lets callers anonymously report the names and addresses of dogs with bad breath.

The sponsor of the hot line, Hill's Pet Nutrition, will then mail a packet of information on possible cures to the offending pooch. No word yet on a hot line to report lint balls with bad breath.

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