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In honor of National Pet Dental Health Month in February, a Kansas company has launched a 24-hour "Doggy Breath Hot line" that lets callers anonymously report the names and addresses of dogs with bad breath.

The sponsor of the hot line, Hill's Pet Nutrition, will then mail a packet of information on possible cures to the offending pooch. No word yet on a hot line to report lint balls with bad breath.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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