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A guy goes to the doctor and they had to take a urine sample. Now this is a pretty big guy so they had a lot. The urine sample sits on the table with the coffee machine. The guy takes some of the urine, accidentally, spits it out and says "This tastes like s***!"

The doctor says, "It is s***."

The guy says, "Oh, then it's not me.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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