Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's.
Stop doing so many of those lame Top 7 lists.
Gain 20 pounds and keep smoking.
Create task force to evaluate the efficaciousness of the strategic planning and definition in a synergistic manner of the seventh goal for this list.
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-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.