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Have management treat me better.

Alienate at least five new groups this year.

Pamper my colon: Eat more fiber!

Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's.

Stop doing so many of those lame Top 7 lists.

Gain 20 pounds and keep smoking.

Create task force to evaluate the efficaciousness of the strategic planning and definition in a synergistic manner of the seventh goal for this list.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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