I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will stop trying to find the last remaining piece of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will keep the humans off my water bowl!
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-- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.