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I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will stop trying to find the last remaining piece of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will keep the humans off my water bowl!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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