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A girl turned 16, and gets her driver's license. She races home and asks her dad if she can use the car that night. Her dad answers,"Sure, if you give me a blow-job".

Shocked, the girl says,"Dad! What are you saying? I'm your daughter!"

Dad says, "It's my car, and if you want to use it, you have to give me a blow-job". After thinking it over, she decides she's waited long enough, so she agrees to her dad's request. He promptly whips it out, and she gets on her knees.

She starts in on the task, when suddenly, she spits his dick out, and exclaims,"aarrgg! There's shit all over your dick!".

Dad slaps himself in the forehead, and says,"Damn, that's right, your brother has the car tonight!".

Editor's note: This has got to be one of the most disgusting, awful jokes I've ever seen. But somehow I felt compelled to post it anyhow. If you feel otherwise, please let me know....

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